melt down

You know when you put something on the stove and then quickly check your emails and facebook? Like, every day, yeah? Yeah well last week I put the 5ml plastic syringe and the specimen jar (you know the ones with the yellow lids) in the little enamal bowl that I have been using to steralise the tools of procreation, with the boiling water -and quickly checked my email and facebook. Somehow, forty five minutes later, there was a terrible burning-of-plastic smell coming from the kitchen. God I wish I had taken a photo.

My new recipe shall be: "Jiz instrument soup".
Half a cup of boiling water, one 5ml syringe, one specimen jar- emptied & washed out but perhaps some jiz residue. Abandon for 45minutes or until the arse has been burnt off the pot and your plastic implements look like a salvidor dali painting.

I am taking the accident as a good sign that we will not need them again.

Have to go now- left something on the stove.